The Wrestling Soup
Written by Billy James
(WARNING; the following product contains latest wrestling news with spices of humor and sarcasm. Young children, those with heart or stomach conditional or easy offended should not eat this product!)
Well everyone to another big helping of the Wrestling Soup. I’m your master chef; Simply Sensational Billy James stirring up a big bowl of the Wrestling Soup. It’s your weekly bowl of wrestling news with some humor and sarcasm added in for favor. So dig in and get a big bowl full.
Former WWE star Michael Tarver, now known as Tyrone Evans, looks like he’s getting into gospel music. He says he will “be sharing my life and time with WWE on tracks from my upcoming album titled The Armor of God.” Mewhile at McDonald’s, Jacob Novak is pissed that he now has to make all the burgers by himself.
Former WWE Diva Trish Stratus was backstage at the TNA Wrestling live event at the Ricoh Coliseum in Toronto, Ontario. Stratus lives nearby and was visiting former WWE peers who now work for the organization. Stratus also indicated on her Twitter account that Mickie James, Tara and Winter slept over at her house. On a side note, Trish’s husband had to sleep on the couch as there was no room for him in his own bed.
Matt Hardy was not at the TNA Impact Wrestling tapings last week. Word within TNA was that Hardy was left off the shows due to showing up late to live events and because people within the company weren’t happy about the taser video he posted online among other reasons. This just in, TNA is starting to figure out that Matt Hardy is mentally insane. No kidding, we knew that two years ago.
On Monday Night Raw, during the Divas Championship match between Brie Bella vs. Kelly Kelly; Michael Cole kept mentioning that Kelly was wrestling to regain the Divas Championship. Later in the show, Cole admitted that he screwed up. Unfortunately for Todd Grisham and Matt Striker; Cole is still the main announcer for Raw and Smackdown.
WWE is now testing for the synthetic marijuana, also known as “spice” or “K2”. If you test positive for the fake weed, you still get the $2500 fine. The WWE Divas are now shitting their panties worrying that they’re going to be tested for Botox.
WWE admitted on their website with a headline reading “Sham Vote Screws Sin Cara” that there were technical difficulties in the voting of last night’s “People’s Choice” episode of RAW.
According to a report on their site, heavy voting for the Kelly Kelly match where she was Option “B” resulted in votes for “Option B” to be spilled into later polls. They noted that the glitch benefited Mason Ryan (also Option B) to be voted into a match against Evan Bourne, even though Sin Cara had received 90 percent of the total votes in WWE.com’s Live Chat poll, and should have been Bourne’s opponent. Which asked what actually caused the glitch; R-Truth explain that is was “Little Jimmy’s” fault.
CM Punk’s win at Capitol Punishment over Rey Mysterio was CM Punk’s first WWE PPV since Extreme Rules 2010. Wow, I be doing Snow Angels in the ring too if that was my first PPV win in a year.
Next week’s Monday Night Raw is going to have a RAW Roulette theme as RAW is in Las Vegas. Put it all on black for a shitty RAW.
(Thanks to Andrew B. for sending some of the ingredients for this week’s Soup.)
Hey, now that you’ve had some of the Wrestling Soup, here’s desert that I like call “Tell me he didn’t just say that?” quote of the week. Well, we have two quotes as they were damn funny and unbelievable. The quote comes from R-Truth from this part Monday Night RAW: “I had my title shot last night and I got got by “Little Jimmy”.
The second quotes comes from Christian who asks R-Truth “Who the hell is “Little Jimmy”?”
Well, that’s all of the Wrestling Soup for this week. Come every week and eat you some of the Wrestling Soup. I’ve been your master chef; Simply Sensational Billy James and the kitchen is closed.
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Bournes face when he saw Mason Ryan “won” was priceless..